“My Phony Valentine”
Season 1, Episode 16
February 14, 2015
Henry gets two tickets for Club Soda on Valentine's Day. He bought them for him and his crush, Bianca. Jasper tells Henry that he was working at Club Soda to make sure only legit teenagers got in. Also, Henry hadn't asked Bianca out yet. Charlotte tells Henry that he should've asked Bianca earlier, because that's how girls work. Henry claims that he knows all about girls. But when he asks Bianca at school later, she says no because Henry didn't ask her earlier. Mitch Bilsky had already asked her to go to Club Soda. Then, Ms. Shapen shows up and tells Henry that he failed his test and was about to tape it to his locker to shame him. Henry asks her why she's been so cranky lately. He then asks if it was because no one asked her out on Valentine's Day and she begins to cry. Henry tries to cheer her up by getting her a date with Captain Man. Ms. Shapen says that if he did this, she would change Henry's F to an A.
Ray sees the picture of Ms. Shapen and he doesn't want to go out with her, but Henry ends up convincing him to go on a date with her. Henry tells Ray that Ms. Shapen likes chicken. Schwoz then arrives. He would be going on a date with Girda. Ray gets an idea and sks Schwoz if Girda could go on a date with Henry to Club Soda. Schwoz says no, but then he shows Gerta to Henry. Girda turned out to be an android that looked exactly like a human. She was also a shapeshifter and she could turn into a date for Henry. Schwoz transforms her into a girl named Delilah. Henry says that he wanted to make Bianca jealous, so he asks Schwoz if he could make her a high schooler and he does and she is now named Tiffany. At the dance, Jasper is looking at people's tickets and Piper and her friends come and try to enter the club. Jasper tells them they had to be at least 13 to enter. Piper and her friends tell Jasper that they are 14 but he doesn't believe them. Piper shows him a fake ID and says her name is not Piper, but Judy Glickman. Jasper still doesn't believe them and cuts Piper's fake ID in half. Piper and her friends leave. Charlotte comes in and then, Piper breaks something to create a distraction. When everybody is trying to find what happened, Piper and her friends sneak in. At the party, all the lights go off and then, Henry walks in with Tiffany and attracts everyone's attention.
Charlotte is touching Tiffany's face and she can't believe she's not a real person. Henry starts wondering how he can make Bianca jealous if she wouldn't look at Henry. Charlotte suggests dancing on the dance floor with Tiffany. Meanwhile, Ms. Shapen shows up at the Man Cave for dinner with Captain Man. They begin to eat their chicken, but Captain Man isn't having fun. At one point, Ms. Shapen takes off her shoe and reveals an extremely enlarged big toe and Captain Man is extremely nervous. At Club Soda, Henry and Tiffany dance and Bianca becomes uncomfortable. Mitch sees Tiffany and asks if she would dance with him. Charlotte says that Mitch is evil, which triggers a sensor in Tiffany. Tiffany begins to fight Mitch and starts hurting him. Also, Captain Man is extremely uncomfortable on his date. Henry calls Captain Man and he takes the call in the elevator. Henry tells Captain Man that Tiffany was trying to kill Mitch. Captain Man explains that he just needed to hit a red button on the back of Tiffany's neck. Henry transforms into Kid Danger and he is able to hit the button. Everyone cheers and Henry pretends to take her to therapy for her anger problems. At the date, Captain Man finds that Schwoz and Ms. Shapen are hitting it off and they are happy together. They leave. When Henry comes back to Club Soda, he tells Bianca that she looked great. Bianca tells Henry that he has pretty eyes. Henry asks Bianca if she wanted to go on a date with him next year, and she says yes. Henry is about to kiss Bianca, but Bianca says that she was on a date with Mitch now so he couldn't kiss her. Henry tells her that he was not about to kiss her, but about to bite her nose. He pretends to bite her nose, much to Mitch's dismay, but then he is carried off by paramedics. Henry and Bianca then leave together.
- Jace Norman as Henry Hart (Kid Danger)
- Cooper Barnes as Ray Manchester (Captain Man)
- Riele Downs as Charlotte Page
- Sean Ryan Fox as Jasper Dunlop
- Ella Anderson as Piper Hart
- Michael D. Cohen as Schwoz Schwartz
- Jill Benjamin as Sharona Shapen
- Maeve Tomalty as Bianca
- Andrew Caldwell as Mitch Bilsky
- Alyssa Jenny Cotero as The Android (Tiffany)
- Sophia Mosich as The Android (Delilah)
- Julie Rei Goldstein as The Android (Gerta)
- Jolie Ledford as Skylar
- This episode is a Valentine's Day special.
- This is the second holiday episode in the series after Jasper Danger.
- However, unlike Jasper Danger, it premieres the exact day of the holiday, due to Valentine's Day of 2015 being a Saturday.
- The building next to Club Soda says "DanWarp" on it. Something simliar was seen in Birthday Girl Down.
- Ms. Shapen's first name is confirmed to be Sharona and Schwoz's last name to be Schwartz.
- It has to be noted that both have their first and last beginning by the same sound. It was likely done a purpose to give a difficult line to Cooper when his character has to introduce them to each other.
- This is Ms. Shapen's first major role since her debut in Mo' Danger, Mo' Problems.
- This is also the first time since then that she appears without having something bad happening to her. She got chicken pox in Substitute Teacher and she got beat up by Brad in Invisible Brad.
- This is her first time shown outside of Swellview Junior High. It also makes her one of the few characters to have visited the Man Cave. She won't remember how to access to it, though, as she is in a sack when coming and leaving.
- Piper makes another fake ID in this episode.
- Charlotte is seen drinking Jet Brew coffee which has previously been seen in two other of Dan's shows, Victorious and Sam & Cat.
- Henry makes a reference to "Hey There Delilah," a song by Plain White T's.
- Henry, Jasper, and Charlotte walk to school.
- Henry and Bianca become a couple.
- Ms. Shapen is revealed to have an abnormally big toe on her left foot.
- It is revealed that Jasper was born tardy.
- When Schwoz walks in on Captain Man's date with Ms. Shapen, he is singing "Take Me Back" by Backhouse Mike, a song commonly sung by Spencer Shay on ICarly.
- This episode takes place on February 14, 2015.
- February 14th, 2015 (Australia)
- April 27th, 2015 (Brazil)
- June 11th, 2015 (Portugal & Spain)
- June 20th, 2015 (Latin America)
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